Joke of the week

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are closed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He
gaspsdyszy
: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Word of the week

involve

polegać na
wiązać się z
wymagać

The job involves driving all over the country

The course involves a great deal of hard work.